Funny shit Asian Wifes say. Submit a Quote or mention us @ShitAznWifesSay for a retweet.Tumblr (3.0; @shitasianwifessay)http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/“She looking like Julia Roberts.”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16601016456http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16601016456Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:07:05 -0600movies“He looking like Nic Cage.”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16558985090http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16558985090Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:02:06 -0600movies“Your tummy is too big. You need to lose your weight.”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16498388148http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16498388148Wed, 25 Jan 2012 20:07:06 -0600health“Sex and City! My favorite.”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16448651866http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16448651866Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:00:05 -0600tv“I need surgery for my beauty.”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16388017070http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16388017070Mon, 23 Jan 2012 21:02:05 -0600beauty“Can we eat green tea ice cream?”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16324420379http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16324420379Sun, 22 Jan 2012 19:05:05 -0600food“I’m cold.”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16269083248http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16269083248Sat, 21 Jan 2012 22:00:06 -0600weather“Do you think my friend pretty? More than me?”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16205379934http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16205379934Fri, 20 Jan 2012 21:01:06 -0600beauty“Wait, I need to doing makeup.”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16144726340http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16144726340Thu, 19 Jan 2012 19:06:05 -0600beauty“You can driving.”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16096890827http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16096890827Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:02:05 -0600auto“Yay! Gleeeee on!”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16035583766http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/16035583766Tue, 17 Jan 2012 19:05:05 -0600tv“What does MLK mean?”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/15969940027http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/15969940027Mon, 16 Jan 2012 16:05:05 -0600random“I need kids size.”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/15914360718http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/15914360718Sun, 15 Jan 2012 18:06:06 -0600fashion“Honey, you need to lose your weight.”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/15851202975http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/15851202975Sat, 14 Jan 2012 17:06:05 -0600health“Alcohol makes me dizzy.”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/15813045621http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/15813045621Fri, 13 Jan 2012 23:00:05 -0600alcohol“Do you think my nose too small?”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/15756739516http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/15756739516Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:01:05 -0600beauty“I need diet.”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/15708110362http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/15708110362Wed, 11 Jan 2012 22:05:05 -0600health“Who’s Lick Samscrotum?”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/15656086300http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/15656086300Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:03:05 -0600politics“I had funny time.”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/15600814574http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/15600814574Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:01:00 -0600random“Can we watching Friends?”http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/15538528719http://shitasianwifessay.tumblr.com/post/15538528719Sun, 08 Jan 2012 18:24:06 -0600tv